The reincarnation model of the Future Modern Ancient Greeks

Plato describes the reincarnation futures for the types of people in this world and what their destiny is to be. For the impure souls they are destined to wander or be reincarnated in a humiliating way. What if an impure soul had been reincarnated as a closet light switch with a load of frustrations that he sits and thinks about in darkness and when the mechanic comes in and switches on the light switch he espouses his theories on why he is suffering this injustice but all of his words are heard only as annoying buzz that the mechanic will someday investigate when he has less work to do. The law-abiding souls are reincarnated as either social animals or humans. The philosopher however escapes the reincarnation and enters into a new realm of wisdom and the next life. It is for this reason that the mechanics of the Planet of the Future Modern Ancient Greeks has been suffering eons of brain drain and has been left to the slightly better than the impure but incredibly inept. "This could explain why I've been marooned on this odd planet four weeks when I only needed an oil change and a tune up. What is that incessant buzzing noise?"